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[abdulsaboor]

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye …

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga…


Life May Be Hard
Not Always Fun
When Night Brings Dark
Morning Brings Sun
When Life Seems
Tough
&
Nobody Seems To Care
Dil Se Yaad Krna
I’ll Be Always There

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,

Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

Life is at its weakest
When
There’s more
Doubt than trust
But
Life is at its strongest
When you learn
How to trust
In spite of
The doubts …



When a girl falls down
She is helped by so
Many people
But
When a boy falls down
Everybody laughs

When a girl licks
Her lips
She is thirsty
When boy licks
His lips
He is tharki

When a girl smiles
She is considered cute
When a boy smiles
He is flirt

Still people say
This is men’s world

[abdulsaboor]

Tere siwa bhi kai rung
Khush nazar thay magar

Jo tujh ko dekh chuka ho
Wo aur kia dekhey … !!!

No distance of place
Or
Lapse of time
Can lessen the
Friendship
Of those who are
Thoroughly persuaded
Each others worth


Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU,
Balti bhar k us zalim ne ROH’AFZA bana diya…

Sardar G Dukandar Se.

1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.

Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nahe,
6up,
1 Down Hay

“SPACE”
Seems Like An
Empty Word,
But
Its Full Of …

Special
People
Around
Caring
Endlessly

Thank u For Being
A Part Of My SPACE

[abdulsaboor]

Do more then belong - participate
Do more then care - help
Do more then believe - practice
Do more then b fair - b kind
Do more then 4give - 4get
Do more then dream - work

DREAM - More
THINK - High
CHOOSE - Best
ANALYZE - Twice
PLAN - Perfect
BE - Confident
WORK - Hard
EXECUTE - Well
Then
SUCCESS - Is YOURS


The
Purpose
Of a
Relationship
Is
Not
To
Have
Someone
Who
Might
Complete
You,
But
To
Have
The One …
With
Whom
You
Can
Share
Your
Completeness …


MOON
has come to color
your dreams,
STARS
to make them
musical and my
SMS
to give you warm
and Peaceful Sleep.
Good Night…
Sweet Dreams..!

Yaadai’n jaag jati hyn
Barisho’n k mausam main

Har ghari satati hyn
Barisho’n k mausam main

Shaambhi kisi surat
Chain se nahi kat’ti

Subhai’n bhi satati hyn
Barisho’n k mausam main

Zehen k jharokey main
Jab koi sada ubhrey

Aankhai’n bheeg jati hyn
Baarisho’n k mausam main


The roots of true achievement
Lie in the will
to become the best
that
you can become …”

~Harold Taylor~

[pilo]

Aye EID Tum Jab B Aana


Aye EID Tum Jab B Aana.
Sab k Liye Bus KHUSHIYAN Lana.

Har Chehry Pr Hansi Sajana.
Har Aangan Mein Phool khilana.

Jo RoAYE hain Enhen Hansana!
Jo Rothy hain Enhein Manana.!

Jo Bichray hain Enhein Milana!
Piyari EID tum jab Bhi Aana!

Sub k Liye KHUSHIYAN Lana.

[pilo]

Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay

1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay...

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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye.

[pilo]

An Interesting Fact About "FEBRUARY 2010"

An Interesting Fact About "FEBRUARY 2010"
4 MON
4 TUE
4 WED
4 THUR
4 FRI
4 SAT
4 SUN
All in a row
Check the calendar
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