Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:07 pmJalwa dikha k yar ne deewana kr diya....khud shama bangai mujhe parwana kr diya kiya pochte ho muje se mere pas kuch nhi ek dil tha wo b yar ko nazrana kr diya...
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Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:07 pmRe: Adult SMS
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:08 pmHum unke husn me is kader kho jaate hai
Unko bataane me jamaane lag jaate hai
Ek vo hai jo palke uthaate hai
Aur ek hi najar me sab kuchh keh jaate hai.
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:09 pmGive laugh to all but smile to one,
Give cheeks to all but lips to one,
Give love to all but Heart to one,
Let everybody love you
But you love one.
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:10 pmMost interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:11 pmGhalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:12 pmhum tou is khail ka hisa thy azal sey shayed
So tamasha jo na banty tou tamasha karty
Dil ko taskeen hi mil jati zara si is sey
Na nibhaty chalo tum koi wada tou karty
Bhol janey ka irada bhi irada hi raha
Jaan par ban hi tou jati jo hum aisa karty.
So tamasha jo na banty tou tamasha karty
Dil ko taskeen hi mil jati zara si is sey
Na nibhaty chalo tum koi wada tou karty
Bhol janey ka irada bhi irada hi raha
Jaan par ban hi tou jati jo hum aisa karty.
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:13 pmBus driver k peache betha bacha shor ker raha tha
Ager meri maa hathni or bap hathi hota to main chota hathi hota!
Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main chota bull hota.
Is terhan janwaro k naam lieye,
Itne main Bus driver ghusse main bola,
ager teri maa randi or bap gandu hota to tuh kia hota?
Bacha: BUS DRIVER!!
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:14 pmSardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:15 pmBoy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai
Girl:Thnx "BHAI JAN"
Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai
Girl:Thnx "BHAI JAN"
Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:15 pmI hope u"re feeling better my luv. I miss you everday. I"m always thinking of you, so this is what I say, GET WELL SOON.
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:16 pmBanta singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.
Santa singh : what is he studying ?
Banta singh : Oh he"s not studying. They are studying him !
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:17 pmEk Ladki K T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 93.5 Red Fm.
To Batao Uski Pant Pe Kya Likha Hoga ?. . . . . . . .
Bajate Raho. . . . . !
To Batao Uski Pant Pe Kya Likha Hoga ?. . . . . . . .
Bajate Raho. . . . . !
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:17 pmBush 2 Sardar:
Yahan har baat py BehenChod BehenChod kehty hain, what is meant by this?
Sardar: Matlab ‘Watan se Mohabbat kerne wala.‘
Then Bush in speech in India said,
“O Baharat ky BehenChodo mein bhi 1 bohat bara BehenChod hoon per Gandhi sab se bara BehenChod tha“
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:18 pmSasuralwale-beti,tumhe chai banana ata hai
ladki-mujhe abhitak doodh nahi ata,chai kahase ayega.
ladki-mujhe abhitak doodh nahi ata,chai kahase ayega.
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:19 pmKuri: Aisa khat likh sajna ve. Meri umar beet jae parhty parhty.
Munda.
@##%%^%&*&%$#@!~+?|&^&^^&$%^$%#
ly hon pardi reh
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:33 amLove is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:34 amWhat’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:34 amLet me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:34 amGirl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:35 amBoy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:35 amA beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:36 amNURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:36 amHe came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:37 amI really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:37 am2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:38 amCatch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:38 am3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:38 amFair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?
Re: Adult SMS
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:39 amIn a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.