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Fool SMS
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:41 pm
by abdulsaboor
Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
1.__________main insan nahi hu
2.__________main hi bewakuf hu
3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi
4.__________main pagal hi hu
Re: Fool SMS
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:41 pm
by abdulsaboor
FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
Re: Fool SMS
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:42 pm
by abdulsaboor
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
Re: Fool SMS
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:42 pm
by abdulsaboor
ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.
Re: Fool SMS
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:43 pm
by abdulsaboor
billi dum kuy hilate he..........?
batano na kyun........?
batano na kyun ........?
mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti
Re: Fool SMS
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:43 pm
by abdulsaboor
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
Re: Fool SMS
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:43 pm
by abdulsaboor
I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS†chhune se nahi failta.
Re: Fool SMS
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:44 pm
by abdulsaboor
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
Re: Fool SMS
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:44 pm
by abdulsaboor
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to "HARI Mirchi..."-hai