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Funny SMS
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:14 pm
by abdulsaboor
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
Re: Funny SMS
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:14 pm
by abdulsaboor
Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
Poocho Kyon.?
Bechara MBA Kr K Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!
Re: Funny SMS
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:15 pm
by abdulsaboor
1 pathan ny jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala!but phir bhi logo ny usy boht mara
Q???
is liye k
us ny wo 6 log nikaly thy jo k aag bhuja rahy thy
Re: Funny SMS
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:15 pm
by abdulsaboor
1 pathan ny jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala!but phir bhi logo ny usy boht mara
Q???
is liye k
us ny wo 6 log nikaly thy jo k aag bhuja rahy thy
Re: Funny SMS
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:16 pm
by abdulsaboor
Subah Se Ise Intzar Me Bemar Pary Hein<
""FARAZ""
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K Sham Ko Koi Fruit Leke A jy
Re: Funny SMS
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:16 pm
by abdulsaboor
aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay
Re: Funny SMS
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:17 pm
by abdulsaboor
TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge????
STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge..
Re: Funny SMS
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:17 pm
by abdulsaboor
Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!
Need more???
U r beautiful.
Re: Funny SMS
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:18 pm
by abdulsaboor
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….