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Marriage SMS /
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:26 am
by abdulsaboor
Definition of most successful married lifeMost successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
“Yet to be seen”
Re: Marriage SMS /
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:26 am
by abdulsaboor
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
Re: Marriage SMS /
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:27 am
by abdulsaboor
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
Re: Marriage SMS /
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:27 am
by abdulsaboor
Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
Re: Marriage SMS /
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:28 am
by abdulsaboor
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
Re: Marriage SMS /
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:30 am
by abdulsaboor
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
Re: Marriage SMS /
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:30 am
by abdulsaboor
The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.
Re: Marriage SMS /
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:31 am
by abdulsaboor
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
Re: Marriage SMS /
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:31 am
by abdulsaboor
Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
Re: Marriage SMS /
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:53 am
by abdulsaboor
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
Re: Marriage SMS /
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:53 am
by abdulsaboor
A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
Re: Marriage SMS /
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:53 am
by abdulsaboor
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!
Re: Marriage SMS /
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:54 am
by abdulsaboor
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
Re: Marriage SMS /
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:54 am
by abdulsaboor
It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
Re: Marriage SMS /
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:54 am
by abdulsaboor
“When a man holds a woman hands?”
When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense
Re: Marriage SMS /
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:55 am
by abdulsaboor
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
Re: Marriage SMS /
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:55 am
by abdulsaboor
What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
Re: Marriage SMS /
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:59 am
by abdulsaboor
One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
Re: Marriage SMS /
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:59 am
by abdulsaboor
A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
Re: Marriage SMS /
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:00 pm
by abdulsaboor
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
Re: Marriage SMS /
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:00 pm
by abdulsaboor
Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Re: Marriage SMS /
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:01 pm
by abdulsaboor
Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..
Re: Marriage SMS /
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:01 pm
by abdulsaboor
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.