Adult SMS

[abdulsaboor]

Jalwa dikha k yar ne deewana kr diya....khud shama bangai mujhe parwana kr diya kiya pochte ho muje se mere pas kuch nhi ek dil tha wo b yar ko nazrana kr diya...

[abdulsaboor]

Hum unke husn me is kader kho jaate hai
Unko bataane me jamaane lag jaate hai
Ek vo hai jo palke uthaate hai
Aur ek hi najar me sab kuchh keh jaate hai.

[abdulsaboor]

Give laugh to all but smile to one,
Give cheeks to all but lips to one,
Give love to all but Heart to one,
Let everybody love you
But you love one.

[abdulsaboor]

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.

[abdulsaboor]

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

[abdulsaboor]

hum tou is khail ka hisa thy azal sey shayed
So tamasha jo na banty tou tamasha karty

Dil ko taskeen hi mil jati zara si is sey
Na nibhaty chalo tum koi wada tou karty

Bhol janey ka irada bhi irada hi raha
Jaan par ban hi tou jati jo hum aisa karty.

[abdulsaboor]

Bus driver k peache betha bacha shor ker raha tha
Ager meri maa hathni or bap hathi hota to main chota hathi hota!
Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main chota bull hota.
Is terhan janwaro k naam lieye,
Itne main Bus driver ghusse main bola,
ager teri maa randi or bap gandu hota to tuh kia hota?
Bacha: BUS DRIVER!!

[abdulsaboor]

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet

[abdulsaboor]

Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai
Girl:Thnx "BHAI JAN"
Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho

[abdulsaboor]

I hope u"re feeling better my luv. I miss you everday. I"m always thinking of you, so this is what I say, GET WELL SOON.

[abdulsaboor]

Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.
Santa singh : what is he studying ?
Banta singh : Oh he"s not studying. They are studying him !

[abdulsaboor]

Ek Ladki K T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 93.5 Red Fm.

To Batao Uski Pant Pe Kya Likha Hoga ?. . . . . . . .

Bajate Raho. . . . . !

[abdulsaboor]

Bush 2 Sardar:
Yahan har baat py BehenChod BehenChod kehty hain, what is meant by this?
Sardar: Matlab ‘Watan se Mohabbat kerne wala.‘
Then Bush in speech in India said,
“O Baharat ky BehenChodo mein bhi 1 bohat bara BehenChod hoon per Gandhi sab se bara BehenChod tha“

[abdulsaboor]

Sasuralwale-beti,tumhe chai banana ata hai

ladki-mujhe abhitak doodh nahi ata,chai kahase ayega.

[abdulsaboor]

Kuri: Aisa khat likh sajna ve. Meri umar beet jae parhty parhty.
Munda.
@##%%^%&*&%$#@!~+?|&^&^^&$%^$%#

ly hon pardi reh

[abdulsaboor]

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

[abdulsaboor]

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

[abdulsaboor]

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

[abdulsaboor]

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

[abdulsaboor]

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

[abdulsaboor]

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

[abdulsaboor]

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

[abdulsaboor]

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

[abdulsaboor]

I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

[abdulsaboor]

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

[abdulsaboor]

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

[abdulsaboor]

3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

[abdulsaboor]

Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?

[abdulsaboor]

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.