Funny Urdu SMS

[abdulsaboor]

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

[abdulsaboor]

Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,

Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,

Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia

Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do,

Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C leykar aya tha aap k pass..

Aap ne kaha NADRA ka leykar aoo

[abdulsaboor]

Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"

[abdulsaboor]

Quaid-e-Azam fote ho dsdhasfdq werwe hain
Liaquat Ali bi shaheed ho dsdhasfdq werwe hain
Alama Iqbal bi nahi rahe
mari tabihat bi kharab rehti hai
pata nahi Pakistan ka kia bane ga.

[abdulsaboor]

Agar tumari zindgi andairy main doobi hui hai
to mayoos mut hona aur Khuda se roshni ki dua mango
agar phir bi andaira door nahi hota to kanjoosi mut karo
aur apna bijli ka bill ja kar jamma karwa aao

[abdulsaboor]

I saw u on the roof one day ,
U were looking so pretty, cute, & sweet,
Ur face diving, ur walk so perfect,
I started 2 sing a song ,
UD KOTHAY UTON KANWAN WAY.......

[abdulsaboor]

Usne Mere hath ki lakeerain dekhin



or pir Hans kar kaha !!!



Tujhe Zindagi me Sab kuch milega,

Sivaay
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Cheeni Ke

[abdulsaboor]

Aik Pathan ney aik American se kaha k ham ne aik aisi cheez Ijad ki hai jis k Zariay Deewar ke dosry taraf Dekha ja sakta hai.
American hiran hokar bola Wo kia cheez hai
Pathan ne kaha SORAAKH

[abdulsaboor]

U r Very special 4 me.
So i want 2 gift u N-73
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