Naughty SMS

[abdulsaboor]

Height of
bravery!




Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:

"Hey SwEeTy!"
"CARRYY ON DONT STOP"...

[abdulsaboor]

Yar sadi jan ho....
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho..
Coke ho ya shezan ho..
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho

[abdulsaboor]

I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
hai wat hapen
i am ur colegate

[abdulsaboor]

aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay

[abdulsaboor]

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

[abdulsaboor]

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

[abdulsaboor]

propose karne ka ek damjakkas style.. "kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..mar dale gi kya..??dil daina haiti dai de..rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??

[abdulsaboor]

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.

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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...

[abdulsaboor]

Dil Main Tum
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Dharkan Main Tum
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Aankhon Main Tum
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Saanso Main Tum
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Jahan Bhi Dekho
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Bas Tum He Tum
!
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Dettol Wali Aunti Such Kehti Hai
!
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^JARASEEM^ Har Jagah Hote Hain...!

[abdulsaboor]

Bandar ki ßeti boli : Papa mje b shadi krni h.
Bandar:
Beti sabr kro,
DulhA abi
sms parh rha h,
Agr muskarya to rishta pakka!!!